On Tour With The Boys

During our tour of abroad, which is when we play our football not at our own ground, but not like an away match which is not abroad, apart from if we get into Europe, it gave me a chance to go on an aeroplane again.

I love flying, me. It's boss to be able to watch the telly and have something to eat whilst watching telly without it being on your knee. They give you these dead boss trays that are attached to the seat in front of you, apart from if there's no seat in front of you. I don't know where their trays are.

The food's great because you don't have to ask anyone to bring it for you; they just bring it to you and then they take it away if you aren't eating it any more because you've finished your dinner. Sometimes it's not your dinner. Sometimes it's breakfast or lunch or tea.

Some people are scared of flying, but I'm not. I think it's the business, especially if it's a long flight. When it's a long flight you take off in the day, have a night-time and then you land and it's still the day at home. The girls who work on aeroplanes are also top looking, dead classy and really, really friendly. I think that I would like to marry one if I wasn't going to marry Roxy, which I am because I asked her to marry me and she said yes, she would marry me. I got to abroad, dialled +44 and knocked the first 0 from our number and rang her. I don't know why they make you do that in abroad, because it's more numbers to remember, as well as the conversation that I want to have too.

Anyway, Roxy's made up that we're getting married and I am too. I don't know where or when we're going to get married, I'll let Roxy sort that one out. I'm just going to keep concentrating on my football and stick the ball in the back of the net and let my football do the talking.