Bad News

This week the England team have been boss. They beat Russians and Israeli 3-0 each, which means they are on course to qualify for Euro96 2008 in Australia and Swaziland. Gaffer Steve McLaren was under a lot of pressure to pick the right side and he got it boss on. Michael Owen managed to knock a couple of goals in the back of the net and get on the score sheet and I was made up for him. It would be nice to be picked for the side to travel to Russians in the next game and partner Michael Owen and knock a goal in, but I'm not sure my face fits in with the England gaffer. I'll just have to keep knocking them in for my club.

I've had a few days off and me and Roxy managed to spend some quality time together. Spending quality time together is quality and we went away to abroad for a few days to recharge my batteries for my I-Pod, so that I can listen to boss music in the changing room before we get changed.

When we got back from abroad, I was gutted to hear that some politicians want to ban plasma. I think it's disgusting. Plasma, for me, is possibly the best invention ever. It's better than when they invented gravity because Plasma tellies are so heavy that they stay on your living room or bedroom floor anyway, so they don't need gravity. They say that they aren't energy efficient, but that's rubbish because they all come with remote controls, so you don't have to use energy getting up to change the channels. I will refuse to watch LCD tellies if they ban Plasma because LCD isn't very good picture quality. Hopefully, I'll still be on Plasma tomorrow night on Match Of The Day when I knock a brace into the back of the net!